Humour (may offend) page 49

Humour (may offend)

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GABU LORENA
Tuesday August 29, 2006

God,i am MARIA-LORENA. I KNOW YOU SEPARATED FROM US WHEN ADAM AND EVE SINNED AGAINST YOU BUT IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER FROM HEAVEN I WOULD BE HAPPIER.I SUFFER A LOT RIGHT NOW.IF YOU WOULD SEND IT TO MY E-MAIL,I WOULD REALLY BE GRATEFUL THANK YOU

Christopher William Balsillie
Thursday August 24, 2006

Dear God, Why is it that they say there is only one God, yet I was watching Stargate SG-1 the other night and they had these Egyptian gods with names like Ra? And what about Hercules? Isn’t he the son of Zeus, a greek god? Love from Chris B

Ashish Naik
Wednesday August 23, 2006

Dear God, Make me the richest person in the world….I will never forget you . Love, Ashish

ARAVINDA.M.V.
Saturday August 19, 2006

GOD, I WANT TO START EARN MONEY 3000-6000 RUPEES PER MONTH.I WANT EASY ONLINE JOB.CON YOU HELP ME.

Caesar
Thursday August 17, 2006

Hi. first of all i wanted to thank you for creating humanity and the world. Great idea. If you are all knowing like you are supposed to be then i hope you are not dissapointed in me since you knew what i was going to do and what i will do. Also if you are all knowing then you propably know what i want so i would appreciate it if you could get on that, if you’re not mail me and i will be very happy to tell you. P.S. When i use your name for cursing i dont really mean it.

Aleena
Monday August 14, 2006

Dear G-d ! I hope you’ll get my message and not someone who takes himself for you. I can’t name myself a true believer but a constructive opposition or a minor opponent. Please, give us a hint – how to change the whole situation for better or are there other planets with the suitable live conditions ? Do good people can be rich or only bastards ? I hope you’ve got sense of humour:)

Zack
Monday August 14, 2006

hey god! wow u got an email kool! can i have ur msn? if not i understand ur to busy for msn. Anyways just wanted to say hey and that i want to apologize for all the bad things i have done in my life and that i hope u can forgive me and i will change. Thank you

josh swift
Monday August 14, 2006

Why are 99% of the world assholes?

danielle
Friday August 11, 2006

Dear God, I want to win lotto and win 3 times each time 10 million dollars or more actually I WANT TO WIN AT LEAST 30 MILLION DOLLARS AND I WANT A DATE WITH TRAVIS FIMMEL THE SUPERMODEL AND ACTOR THANKYOU GOD

shannon
Friday August 11, 2006

i love u god ur so sexy u have sucha nice ass as well

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