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no name sender      
Saturday October 29, 2011

Dear Rey, I am glad to be a Christian, because I came to understand Jesus everyday. The nice thing about Jesus is that he was a good and wise king who know what to do wisely. He knew my heart, and my thought, and knew my weakness. not only that, but he love me very much. Do you want to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior? If you do, pray like this: "Heavenly Father, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in you and that your word is true. I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God and that he died on the cross so that I may now have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. I know that without you in my heart my life is meaningless. I believe in my heart that you, Lord God, raised Him from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed or done in my heart, please Lord Jesus forgive me and come into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior today. I need you to be my Father and my friend. I give you my life and ask you to take full control from this moment on; I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen." This prayer is called a sinner's prayer. What's a sinner's prayer? A sinner's prayer is an evangelical term referring to any prayer of repentance, spoken or read by individuals who feel convicted of the presence of sin in their life and desire to form or renew a personal relationship with God through his son Jesus Christ. It is not intended as liturgical like a creed or a confiteor. It is intended to be an act of initial conversion to Christianity, and also may be prayed as an act of recommitment for those who are already believers in the faith. Often, at the end of a worship service, an evangelist will invite those desiring to "receive Christ" (become converted) to "repeat after me" the words of some form of a sinner's prayer. It also is frequently found on printed gospel; tracts, urging people to ;repeat these words from the bottom of your heart. your truly christian friend

no name sender      
Saturday October 29, 2011

"I am glad to be a Christian, because I came to understand Jesus everyday. The nice thing about Jesus is that he was a good and wise king who know what to do wisely. He knew my heart, and my thought, and knew my weakness. Do you want to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior? If you do, pray like this: "Heavenly Father, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in you and that your word is true. I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God and that he died on the cross so that I may now have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. I know that without you in my heart my life is meaningless. I believe in my heart that you, Lord God, raised Him from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed or done in my heart, please Lord Jesus forgive me and come into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior today. I need you to be my Father and my friend. I give you my life and ask you to take full control from this moment on; I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen." This prayer is called a sinner's prayer. What's a sinner's prayer? A sinner's prayer is an evangelical term referring to any prayer of repentance, spoken or read by individuals who feel convicted of the presence of sin in their life and desire to form or renew a personal relationship with God through his son Jesus Christ. It is not intended as liturgical like a creed or a confiteor. It is intended to be an act of initial conversion to Christianity, and also may be prayed as an act of recommitment for those who are already believers in the faith. Often, at the end of a worship service, an evangelist will invite those desiring to "receive Christ" (become converted) to "repeat after me" the words of some form of a sinner's prayer. It also is frequently found on printed gospel; tracts, urging people to ;repeat these words from the bottom of your heart."

no name sender      
Thursday October 27, 2011

FAITH Billy Graham | The Bible does more than tell us how to live By BILLY GRAHAM Tribune Media Services By BILLY GRAHAM Updated: 2011-10-23T02:14:53Z More News Q.DEAR BILLY GRAHAM: I have some friends who keep telling me I need to find out how to live from the Bible. But I’ve gotten along just fine so far by using ordinary common sense to make my decisions, so why should I bother with the Bible? — K.G. A. DEAR K.G.: Let me ask you a question: You say you’ve been able to make it through life by relying on your common sense “so far” — but how do you know it won’t let you down in the future? Or what will you do if you face something you can’t handle? You see, what you’re really saying is that you don’t need God — and that’s a very dangerous attitude. It’s dangerous because you’re saying you know more than God about what’s best for you; it’s dangerous also because once your life is over you are going to meet him — and you’ll be totally unprepared for that day. The Bible warns, “There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death” (Proverbs 14:12). Don’t let your pride, or anything else, cut you off from God and his wisdom for living. God loves you, and he cares what happens to you. If he didn’t, he wouldn’t have bothered to give us his word to guide us. But He does care, and His Word shows us how to do what’s right and avoid what’s wrong. The Psalmist’s words are true: “Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path” (Psalm 119:105). But the Bible does more than tell us how to live. Most of all, it points us to Jesus Christ, who gave his life so that some day we could live in God’s presence forever. Turn to Christ and give your life to him today.

no name sender      
Sunday October 23, 2011

To the children abuser, HOW DARE YOU ATTACK CHRISTIANITY! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK INNOCENT CHILDREN. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A STUPID SINNER. REPENT OR GO TO HELL. YOU CAN HIDE FROM JESUS, BUT HE WILL STOP YOU FOR ENTRAL. YOU CAN FIGHT HIM, BUT HE IS STRONGER THEN YOU. I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS TO REPENT! MAY HE FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT! HE LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE ON THE RIGHT PATH. BUT INSTEAD, YOU IGNORED THAT, AND BE A NAKED SINNER! YOU ARE STUBBORN, NAKED, AND A STUPID SINNER! GOD LOVE YOU, SO PLEASE STOP HURTING EVERYONE, WE DON'T WANT YOUR ABUSE, BUT WE WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW WE FELT. REPENT TO JESUS, MAYBE HE WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU! thank you!

eulanorcross      
Monday October 17, 2011

Dear lord my mind my soul is completley yours bring your prosperity and healing into my life.help me to find the resource to life an abuntant blessing over flow in my life,thank you lord for all you have done for me and that you are going to do for me.please protect my family.please forgive me for all my sins that i have committed i am changing my life for the better i am going to need your help there is no room in my life for satn.please guide my husband to find a job .in the holy name of the father AMEN

eulanorcross      
Sunday October 16, 2011

daer heavenly father please help me sell at my yardsale today you see the stuggle i am going through i need help.please protect my family.father i am going to change my life for the bettter me and my father in law had a great talk yesterday please heal me from satan i only have fromin my life for the best and that is you.please heal me of any illness i may have.i ask this in your holy name amen

Jefferson G.      
Monday October 10, 2011

Senhor, obrigado pela paciência e pelos ensinamentos desses anos, perdoe sinceramente essa burradas e esses apegos tolos que tenho, agradeço pela minha família, amigos e amores, já vi com o senhor em outras oportunidades o que realmente importa, mesmo que eu sendo humano e imperfeito, as esqueça por hora, espero passar mais uns dias por aqui, vivo e com essa mesma gente, sei que temos nossos problemas, mas verdadeiramente nos amamos, perdão, grande abraço e ensine com moderação, sem tanta pancada, só o que for ...quem sabe, só o senhor mesmo, manda ver Chefia, Saudações aqui do seu lado, Jefferson G.

You will alway received a second chance!      
Monday October 3, 2011

Dear Samantha, I am very sorry for copying your letter, I can explain, and as a explain ion is it: "To accept Jesus as your lord and savior is your choice." I didn't want to be rude, but I hope that you will understand. I remember the day I ask God to forgive those who is anti-Christian. It was September 11 the day of attack. When I see what happened, I prayed to God, saying, "God, forgive them, for they rebel against you." So now I am sharing this to you. I want to share a verse that help me to understand his love. John 3:16 say: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believe in him, shall not perish but have everlasting life." I hope that someday that you will realized how God truly loved you. Do you know why? The bible say that he will never leave you nor forsake you. And also, why do God let bad thing to happened? I wanted to share a article by someone who felt the same thing. and also, a poem that I had written to God, so there it is: « Why am I doing this? Cultural Cringe » Why Does God Let Bad Things Happen? The next lesson God taught me was that HE doesn’t let bad things happen - WE do! Have you ever had an impulse? Has a little stray thought ever popped into your head saying something like “you should walk to the shop for the milk this time” or maybe “why don’t you go the long way home today”? If you have ever had such little thoughts pop into your mind did you follow through and walk to get the milk or take the long route home? I always try to follow those little whims and impulses now. I have done so ever since I asked God why he lets bad things happen and He gave me an answer. One day I read in the news that the body of a two year old girl had been found at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Someone had raped her then he threw her body away like a dirty tissue. I went ballistic. I confronted God and said “Why did you let that happen?” I said I don’t WANT an answer to this question - I NEED an answer! I told God I cannot, I will not, worship a God who stands by and allows an innocent baby to endure such horror! I told God if he was as powerful as he claimed to be there was no excuse for him to stand by and just let that happen. I could feel Gods pain as he answered me. “I did not stand by”, he said, “I was with her every moment. I built shock and the ability to disconnect mind from body into the human system to help my children at such times. My little one went into shock so she suffered less than you might think. I did everything I could to help and save her.” I swore at God. I said that’s bullshit! I said you could have made the rapist drop dead or transported him to the other side of the world - you can part the sea and send down plagues so you could have stopped him. God said there is one thing he cannot do. He cannot override our free will. He could not stop Eve from eating the apple. He could not stop Adam from giving in to temptation and nothing has changed since then. He told me he was forced to part the sea and send down plagues to convince one man to do one thing - let His people go. What He could not do was interfere with that man’s ability to resist God’s will! Then God told me all the things he had done to try and stop the little girl from being raped. “I tried to make the rapist change his mind but his mind was closed to my voice. He refused to listen to me. I tried to make the child turn around and go home but she was too young to listen to me. I prompted the child’s mother to go looking for her but she put it off. I spoke to every single person in the entire block of flats and not one of them listened to me. Not one of them obeyed the impulse to act that I put into them. One woman told herself the child was not her responsibility and she ignored her impulse to take her home. A man was too tired to go get the milk when I suggested it so he did not run into the rapist. If he had run into the rapist, if any of the people I tried to make step outside their doors had run into him, I could have made him afraid of being identified and he would have left the child alone. I tried to save my little one but nobody would listen to me. In the end all I could do was suffer beside her. There is only one thing that can tie my hands - human free will. My hands were tied that day. I was as helpless as my little one.” I was crying by then. The sadness and pain I could feel in the voice that spoke into my mind was overwhelming. Then the voice spoke again and this time there was anger. The hairs on the back of my neck stood on end and a chill ran down my spine as the voice spoke. “Know this - What he did to her he also did to me. I felt everything she felt and more because I do not go into shock. I am not able to dissociate. I was with her every single second and you cannot begin to imagine what I am going to do to him when the time comes. I tell you this - what I am going to do to him will make you weep tears of pity for him! Vengeance is mine and he will pay. Have no doubt about that. He only thinks he got away with what he did. They all just think they get away with sin but there is a price and they WILL have to pay it.” The answer satisfied me but God decided to let me see the truth of it. Soon after this conversation my Mother came to visit me. She told me she had been having a bad time and was feeling unloved so she prayed. She said she got on her knees and begged God to give her a sign that He loved her. She asked Him to send one of her friends to visit her as proof of His love. She wanted to know He was listening to her and a visit from a friend would prove to her God did listen and did care but nobody came and she was devastated. The next day one of her friends did visit. The friend told my mother she had come because she felt God saying my mother needed her. She said she felt it the day before but she had so many things to do she had put the visit off. My Mother took comfort from knowing God had tried to answer her prayer so no harm was done by the friend putting off doing what God had prompted her to do. That was not the case for the little girl in the elevator shaft. That particular lesson from God was one of the most powerful ones I have had. God does not stand by and LET bad things happen - WE do!" "When I was born, i hardly know, but I am made specially in Jesus eye, I am so happy that Jesus came to died for me and taking my sins away Thank you Jesus, you are on the throne, you are the healer, you had a plan for me, so open my eyes oh Jesus, I need to see you. Thank you for preparing a place in heaven, where there no grief, there is no sadness, where is no violent, no sickness, but peacefulness. Thank you Jesus, may other see that you truly loved them and thank you Jesus for preparing a place for them, thank you for loving them and taking away their sin, may they rejoice in you Jesus, that they are specially made, that you loved both normal and handicapped people, thank you Jesus. Help them to be more like you such day. Amen." Hope it will help you!