Humour (may offend)

Terrill Crookshank      
Friday February 3, 2012

Dear 6od in your L T G pursuit letter to God .....and the winners are by placing gold to silver from silver to bronze are. God takes Gold... man and woman takes silver and Terrill takes bronze..... your son

Celina      
Tuesday January 3, 2012

Hello god! What are u doing? :)

Devin      
Friday December 23, 2011

Hey God, I'm here to see how you are doing. How's the family? Did you get Jesus something nice for his birthday? hahaha But seriously, I'm here to ask for the same thing I have asked for numerous times before. I don't have it hard off at all, but there is one thing I would love to have to make my life complete. If you could make it so I could get her back, it would be greatly appreciated. Also, I hope I am not going about things wrong. If I am, please let me know. I will do what needs to be done so that I may end up with her again. I don't mean to hurt anyone, I just don't know if you will be able to do this for me as I have not received a sign. Anyways, keep up the good work. I know a lot of people don't believe in you, but that is just because they only believe the things they see. If you're doing your job right, we shouldn't be sure you are there at all. All the best, Devin

Terrill Crookshank      
Friday December 23, 2011

Father,...that was also then there in the 2nd grade...do you remeber...... once again......yours...as I know you can handle it......rock up.... T.C

SR      
Wednesday November 16, 2011

Dear Lord, my balla needs some pussy... Its been 2 long, hand jobs are no good!

no name sender      
Sunday November 13, 2011

yesterday we had sex scandal at my school. my teacher wanted this to be a secret but i witness this scandal. I wasn't supposed to reveal this, but i will for dear sake. if this reveal, i was will be expelled, but i do what I must. I want a job, but this blog will be my future one. "Don't mention this to everyone" my teacher Mr. Flamming, "not even to your parent or on blog", of course he's serious, but it is a nuisance to me. my teacher Miss Z agree with him. i can't hide this forever but i going to explain what happened. i aren't allowed to explain what happened. But I do know that i go to a christian school called the Sister Evangeline Catholic School, founded by a nun in the 1940. My teacher Mrs. C. founded the transl-ion room in 2008. The sex scandal that is happened was yesterday afternoon. I don't want to reveal this, but i will, for my dear Lord Jesus. May God forgive me for publishing this blog. And make me be the person that you wanted me to be. Amen.

no name sender      
Thursday November 10, 2011

sam, just in case you are wondering why I ask KLOVE to pray for you, is because I wanted to show you there is everyone who care about you. I don't think you and I write arguement to each other back and forth. you and i need to came to reality, why I did that. I feel hurt and upset. I didn't do that for Cyberbullying, I am anti-Cyberbulling. But I honestly did that, because when I was 9 or 11, i moved to Europe with my family to became Christian missionary. I went homeschool before I went to school. In Europe, where I moved to, the European rule that you can do homeschool if you do in their language. So I go to English school and went to a European school. I remember trying to fit in. Finally when I learn that I was told that I am going to move back to the Untied State, I quit school. Now i am there and going to a English Christian school and thank God I fit in well. I hope that you will understand why I did that. I like Klove, they are Christian, they are serving him with their whole heart . Please understand that I want you to know how i felt and that I am a devoted Protestant who wanted to served Jesus. Thank you for understanding and may God's peace be with you. Your Devoted Christian Friend who want you to understand why he did this. A friend love at times -The Bible For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believe in him, shall not perish, but have everything life. -Jesus

You will alway received a second chance!      
Wednesday November 9, 2011

Dear Trouble, There is something that might cheer you up: "Billy Graham | When hard times come, turn to God By BILLY GRAHAM q: DEAR BILLY GRAHAM: Why does God bring hard times into our lives? Does he do it to see if our faith is strong, or if we’ll get fed up and abandon it? Sometimes I think this must be the reason. — D.M. A: DEAR D.M.: We don’t always know why hard times come to us; sometimes they’re simply a result of living in an imperfect world — a world corrupted by sin. But when hard times do happen, by faith we know that God is still in control (even if it doesn’t seem like it), and we can turn to him for the strength and encouragement we need. Over the years, I’ve found that people often react to hard times in one of two ways. Some get angry at God and turn against him — which is tragic, because they’re cutting themselves off from their only source of lasting help. Others, however, turn to God and find comfort and strength in him. Why does God allow hard times to happen to us? Sometimes we bring them on ourselves, because we’ve made unwise decisions or disobeyed God’s moral laws. When that’s the case, we need to repent and seek the forgiveness that can only come through Christ. But even if we don’t know the reason, God still loves us and wants to draw us closer to him. The Bible says we can even “rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character hope” (Romans 5:3-4). When hard times come to you, ask God to use them to strengthen your faith." Jesus love you, he died on the cross on the cross that you will be forgiven. There still hope. John 3:16 say "for God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son (Jesus) that whoever believe in him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life." Act 16:31 "Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved." Have a great day and may God's peace be with you. Your Friend in Christ Jesus